Large Confetti Cannon Package Deal
with Free Confetti
You know what’s wrong with this world? Yup, you guessed it. Not enough confetti. Otherwise, why would you be looking us up on the internet? The world needs more confetti, and it’s good for everything: celebrating with your friends, vanquishing your enemies and creating the inner peace that Oprah has promised us for years. Well then, so why are we practically giving it away? Here’s the deal: we sent a letter to the defense department telling them the best way to get rid of that nasty ol’ Moammar Gadhafi was to bury him up to his neck in confetti! Crazy, you say? Just do the math: for a million bucks, we could have covered 100 square miles with our best high float, flame proof, multi color confetti. It would have taken months to shovel out! For the mere cost of a tail fin on one of those high tech smart bombs! “How does this effect me?”, you may be asking. Well sir/ma’am, they didn’t take us up on our offer, so now we’re sitting on tons of this stuff, stockpiled in anticipation of a major defense department contract, so we’re doing the next craziest thing: we’re giving it away! 48 stacks of 500 pieces of confetti, free with every confetti cannon purchase. Moammars loss is your gain!
Each package deal comes with one professional 20 inch confetti cannon, 1 complimentary Co2 canister and 24,000 pieces of multi color stacked flameproof confetti! A $230 Value!
ONLY $99 Item# CCPD
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